Very Funny Love Quotes
I discovered lovequote.com while randomly surfing and and I was immediately hooked. They have literally thousands of witty, humorous and really funny love quotes on all aspects of love and relationships. And the quotations come from numerous places such as books, movies, poets, songs ,and famous authors. If you have had your share of relationships and had experienced the ups and downs of love and romance, you will find a gem here..
Follows are some interesting selections that I really liked:
I just want a boyfriend who’s not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn’t exist! (From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS)
EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought That feminism was mostly invented by men So that they could like, Fool around a little more (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man’s term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does. FRIGID: A man’s term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does! (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
I’d marry again if I found a man Who had 15 million dollars And would sign over half of it to me Before the marriage and… Guarantees he’d be dead within a year! (BETTE DAVIS )
Human conception typically involves a chaotic dash by tens of millions of sperm seeking a path to a single egg. Some researchers believe that so many sperm are required because not one of them will stop to ask for directions! (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows! (FREDERICK RYDER )
Any girl can be glamorous! All you have to do is stand still and look Stupid! (HEDY LAMARR )
Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right. (WOODY ALLEN )
A man can be happy with any woman As long as he doesn’t love her (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
Romance is dead, It was acquired in a hostile take over between Hallmark and Disney, harmonized and sold off piece by piece. (From the TV show THE SIMPSONS)
Alejandro: Do you surrender? Elena Montero: No, but I may scream. Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect. (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)
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